American Woman Quotes

Kathleen: I’ve heard so much about you, Louise, but Bonnie never mentioned how beautiful you are. Louise: Oh, why thank you. Kathleen:…

Alan: You know, Diana, if I was attracted to women, I bet it would be to someone like you. Diana: Gee, Beav, that’s sweet of you to say.

Diana: So how did you figure it out? Alan: What? That I was gay? Diana: Yeah. Alan: [laughs] It all started with Wally Cleaver. Diana:…

Diana: She saw you on the porch and. God. This is stupid. She saw you on the porch, and she said you’re a homosexual. Oh my.

Bonnie: So. Am I your muse? Adam: You’re my inspiration. You’ll be my muse when somebody buys it.

Kathleen: You need to untangle your tingle. Bonnie: I don’t know what you’re saying.

Bonnie: Where did all my money go? Co-Worker : To taxes. Uncle Sam thinks it’s important we learn to share. With him.

Becca: Wow. Cereal AND milk? Bonnie: Try to make it last, please. Cereal and milk cost over a dollar. Becca: My friends will be so jealous.

Kathleen: When I saw her playing there, I just got this feeling in my gut. I just knew she could do it! Greg: That feeling is worth a…

Bonnie: So, in order to be an independent woman, I have to be completely dependent on my 11-year-old daughter. So, I’m asking you, what…