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George goes to the doctor and finds out he has stage two prostate cancer.

Jonathan’s girlfriend breaks up with him and tells him that she wants to be exclusive with her ex, Warren.  On his way home, two men kidnap him because he stole the hard drive.  They demand George to bring twenty grand in cash or they’ll hurt Jonathan.

Instead of going to the police, George and Ray hit up a friends store to get ammo to attack and raid the place where Jonathan is. This doesn’t work out as planned and they end up getting taken hostage too.

Jonathan realizes that he has one more person to call - his parents. They all head to Jersey and his parents give the kidnappers two grand. They aren’t pleased, but realize that they cant do anything because its broad daylight, so they storm off.

Jonathan’s mom makes breakfast for everyone, while Ray and Jonathan tell George that they’ll be there for him through it all.

Bored to Death
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Bored to Death Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Kidnapper: Do you have any rich friends?
Jonathan: Yes, I have one, but I really don't think I should involve my friends.

I've never had anything removed before. I mean like my appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth. I hold onto everything. I'm like a hoarder I guess, I'm like completely intact.