"Here I Go Again"

Hank and Richard retrace the steps of the latter's drunken night this week. They end up at a stripper's home as a result.

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"Love Song"

Samurai comes down with writer's block this week, requiring Hank's assistance. This results in a hearkening flash back to his first time in Los Angeles by Hank.

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"The Ride-Along"

This week on Californication, Sam takes off on a ride-along with the Santa Monica police this week, inviting Hank and Charlie to go with him. The night then takes a horrifying turn.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Waiting for the Miracle"

Hank must invite Carrie to a dinner party this week, while Charlie goes on a blind date with an inexperienced woman.

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"Boys & Girls"

Hank is asked to take Kali around town this week. Elsewhere, Tyler crashes at Karen and Becca's place.

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"The Way of the Fist"

Samurai Apocalypse won't take Hank's rejection as an answer this week, dragging him to a meeting with Peter Berg. Elsewhere, Stuart causes trouble at preschool.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"JFK to LAX"

It's off to California for Hank on season five of Californication. What is in store for the notorious Moody?

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"And Justice for All"

Hank waits for his sentence to be handed down on this season finale, while also attending a movie premiere party. Eddie Nero shows up at it and makes an inappropriate pass at Karen.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Last Supper"

Hank ends up in Charlie's house this week, worrying about his verdict. The episode takes off from there.

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"The Trial"

It's the day of Hank's trial, although it gets off to a very poor start following an encounter with Mia's father. Read on for a recap.

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Californication Quotes

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!

Hank Moody

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou