Californication Quotes

Charlie: Any advice? Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie. Charlie: And who is that exactly?

Becca: This is nothing, I’ve seen some shit.

Carrie: I’m so drunk on cock…stay here and fuck me again and again and again. Hank: You don’t want to live forever do you?

Karen: These things hurt, you know?

Hank: Let’s get you home before this low rider turns back into a pumpkin.

Calvin: I felt what you needed. That’s what brothers do for each other, they feel each other. You feel me?

Hank: Charlie is that a dildo in your pocket or you just happy to see me? Charlie: I think I must have been reliving that pee thing, now…

Hank: Sometimes it’s better not to touch your dreams.

Hank: Really? You made a movie about a battleship? Man, just thanks for Aspen Extreme.

Peter Berg: You’re a middle aged white guy. What the fuck do you know about black culture?