Californication Quotes

Becca: A little bit of hypocrisy is fine Dad, but I’m the normal one here.

Eddie: I think we should kill someone tonight. I mean like a hobo or something.

Eddie: Until you have savored both sexes, until you know how to make both of them come like baby gorillas? You don’t know shit from…

Eddie: Agent, get us some whores.

Stu: Work is a cruel mistress.

Hank: It’s decided then, I’m going out tonight. Like Zig, I’m jerkin myself to Jesus.

Karen: Your attorney dumped you? How does that even happen?

Hank: How is she? OK? Karen: OK? What does that even mean at this point? Hank: What do you want from me Karen? Look around, welcome to…

Hank: I can’t help it if some cock tard in a fedora takes a picture at the exact wrong moment.

Abby: I think I’m actually seeing some of that Hank Moody mojo up close and personal. Hank: Is my dong out?