Californication Quotes

Hank: I still think you are mean, petty and vindictive, but I’m thinking maybe we should hate f-ck? Get the poison out?

Marcy: I am the sh-t when it comes to making p-ssies pretty.

Charlie: Why you wanna rain on my gay parade?

Hank: Why would I put some clothes on? This is the way baby Jesus made me.

Atticus: Hank Moody get up off your ass and come with me. I’m going to play you the greatest song ever written in the history of the…

Faith: Seems like the kind of night where you need to feel everything. Even if it hurts so bad you want to tear your fu-king skin off.

Ken: The client insists Charlie! Now go get you di-k sucked by a stranger!

Krull: Without her there’d be no rock and roll.

Hank: I support you bromo-sexual.

Charlie: I’m in a pickle Hank! It’s a big gay pickle!