Californication Quotes

Hank: You’re going to live to humiliate yourself another day.

Charlie: In my advanced middle age I’ve learned one thing and that’s ignorance truly is bliss. Marcy: Oh God damnit, it’s these hot young…

Becca: Your work is done Dad, I am who I am. I have to make my own mistakes.

Richard: No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I’m a wild animal.

Lou: Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches….

Karen: Thanks for letting me be the crazy one for once.

Hank: The older I get the clearer it becomes that you two were the best thing to ever happen to an old fool like me.

Marcy: They fucking love you to pieces you dumb shit, we all do. You just have trouble loving yourself.

Bates: Ah ambrosia! I love a woman on her period.

Charlie: There’s no keeping a secret in this town.