Californication Quotes

Hank: That’s just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.

Hank: Don’t come back here without a dozen roses and your dick in a box.

Trixie: One day Hank, you’re not going to be pining and I’m not going to be working and sparks are gonna fly.

Stu: No crying at the Palm Runkle

Hank: I can make fun of Runkle but you can’t.

Hank: All my life I thought that sort of life was lame, but now I realize the joke was on me.

Charlie: Don’t say mother fu-ker like that it makes me miss you.

Hank: Just be careful. young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes. Becca: Such as? Hank: Such as sticking their…

Hank: It helps to have daughters in low places.

Tyler: He slapped you in the face with his dick? Charlie: Shh! Yes multiple times, I think he left a trail of dog water.