Californication Quotes

Hank: You know what they say? Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us even more annoying.

Hank: That’s it? You’re just gonna stand by your man? Karen: That’s what I do.

Stu: I know I’m not a handsome man, but I am a very successful man. I know what it’s like to be hit on by pretty young things who want…

Richard: I gotta come clean Hank, she’s been through too much. No offense. Hank: Some taken.

Holly: I shook my money maker to an entire album form him, Guns N’ Roses, “Appetite”. Hank: Great album. Holly: The best! I lost my…

Hank: Come on back to bed. Let’s californicate.

Karen: L.A. changes people. Hank: Cities don’t change people, people don’t even change people. We are who we are.

Marcy: Everything is fucking fake OK? The houses are like sets and the people are indistinguishable from actors, it’s awesome!

Hank: I love L.A. I love it! I said it, I meant it, I’m here to represent it. Karen: Who are you right now? Hank: I don’t know.

Hank: You wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here? Bates: No, nah, nonsense , I’m tucked. You know I was just…