Common Law Quotes

Travis: I’m not gonna gloat about it. I’m just simply gonna say….TOUCHDOWN!

Wes: You hate it— Which makes me like it more.

Travis: Not everyone wants to see their breath indoors.

Travis: I thought that if I really cared about it, it would really messy me up when I finally had to leave.

Wes: You go through staplers almost as fast as you go through women.

Sutton: I am a positive ion in the universe.

Travis: You’re a deeply damaged man.

Wes: Bro Code? Is this college?!

Wes: Your whole life is a special circumstance.

Wes: So you get to be the fun one and I get to provide all the discipline.