Common Law Quotes

Wes: I’m worried about the dog and yelling at you is making me feel better!

Travis: You ever get tired of being you? Wes: Occasionally, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Wes: I see what you did there. You laid a little trap for me. Travis: You keep lobbin’ ’em up and I keep shootin’ ’em home.

Travis [about Wes]: Damn, you go girl.

Wes: Yeah, that’s right. I just broke a glass for no apparent reason!

Travis: We don’t do the learning. Wes: That’s kind of an unwritten rule in our thing.

Travis: I’m the one teaching lessons here. Tomorrow, school is back in session, baby.

Wes: When I find a horse that I want to ride, then I will….I don’t want to finish.

Wes [to Travis]: Stop counting.

Wes: It’s like whack-a-mole…… Travis: Whack-a-mole. Got it.