Common Law Quotes

Travis [to Wes]: You got that performance anxiety!

Travis: Be Liz, be proud.

Travis: Just for the record, I expect you to go totally postal like this one day.

Wes: When does actual communication become actual arrests?

Travis: Raise up a hand if you think Wes took a big step last night…

Wes: No, us local folks like helping our friends at the government.

Travis: So who’s up for spanking?

Travis: If you tell me she is a no-fly zone then I will let it go. That’s Bro Code. Wes: I am not sure about the parameters of this whole…

Wes: Completely therapized and ready to move on.

Travis: Did we just make progress? Wes: We must be doing something wrong.