CSI: NY Quotes

Flack: Two years. Every year as a cop is two human years.

Jo:Whoever did this had a basic knowledge of crime scene investigation. Danny:Basic knowledge? Kinda like the Feds. Jo: I heard that…

Bill Hunt: Thirty-two years in a monkey suit my eyes are always open.

Adam: Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it’s the same good luck as whe- Mac: Figure it out, Adam.

Lindsey: I’m not pregnant. I’m just hungry.

Danny: What about that feast that we brought you in bed? Lindsey: That was Mother’s Day…two years ago.

Camille: I’m throwing a party and was wondering if you wanted to come by. Hawkes: Babe, didn’t we almost just die? Camille: Why do you…

Jo: So all this time we’ve been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining. Mac: Let’s go see if murder is on the…

Lindsey: I’m your wife, okay? You don’t have to turn on me.

Mac: And how are you? Jo: I think I messed up, Mac. You know all my friends keep saying to me, “Jo, you know, when most people get…