CSI: NY Quotes

Jo: You have a little black book listing all the things wrong with the ex-wife? Russ Josephson: No, it’s a list of all the things I adore…

Jo: I adopted you because you needed me…And, because I needed you.

Danny: You got a hall pass young lady? (Jo flashes her badge) Danny: Alright, that’ll do.

Danny: She was a pretty smart girl….Calculus C. Jo: Lord, I never knew there was an A or a B.

Lindsey: So, she just wasn’t checking out a book. She was getting a little sex education.

Jo: That is so cruel. If they were on my squad I’d kick ’em to the D team. Lindsey: You were a cheerleader. Jo: Don’t act like you weren’t.

Keith: No, I just do what I’m told. Lindsey: So, you’re a pompous lackey ass?

Jo: See, it’s all the little details criminals never pay attention to. Just one little something they forget and we nail them. I love…

Flack: There’s a lot of sex going on in this room. Apparently V.I.P. means something else.

Mac: A southern girl like you has a problem with gentlemen’s clubs? Jo: Hell no! What I have a problem with is a gentleman who may have…