Larry and Cheryl go to a former porn star's party. Jeff, fearful of his wife discovering his porn stash if he dies, asks Larry to move it for him.

"Ted and Mary"

Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a bad turn when he drinks from Mary's mother's glass of water and gags when he realizes what he did.

"The Pants Tent"

Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have a bulge in them, looking like an erection.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"