Tom is Caught
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"No One Is Alone"
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Susan tries to get Edie to confess to burning down her house on tape; Danielle rescues Matthew and they run away together; Bree admits herself to a mental health institute; Lynette follows Tom to Atlantic City and sees him with another woman.

I Know Things Now Picture
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"I Know Things Now"
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Gaby and Carlos ask Xiao-Mei to be their surrogate mother; Ed hires a forensic accountant who uncovers Tom may have had an affair in Atlantic City; Betty discovers Matthew set Caleb up and locks Matthew in Caleb's old cell.

Lynette Gets Tom Fired
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"It Wasn't Meant to Happen"
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Just when Gaby and Carlos obtain full custody, Libby changes her mind and takes Lily back; Bree offers to be Peter's sex addiction sponsor; Ed has Lynette send dirty instant messages to his wife to save his marriage.

Gaby, Carlos and Lily
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"Don't Look at Me"
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Bree's parents show up on her court date, have it postposted, and want to take Andrew back to Rhode Island until they learn he's homosexual; Gaby adjusts to motherhood.

Felicia Tillman Returns
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"Everybody Says Don't"
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Bree takes an interest in Peter, a recovering sex addict; Lynette ends up testifying for Bree uduring the trial; Dr. Ron tells Edie about Susan and Karl's sham marriage.

Carlos and Gaby Adopt
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"Could I Leave You?"
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Dr. Ron breaks up with Susan after her anesthesia confessions; Gay and Carlos find an attractive mother to adopt from; Andrew tells Bree he'll tell the judge she sexually abused him.

Bree the Alcoholic
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"There Is No Other Way"
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Paul is arrested and almost killed by Noah's thugs; Andrew, seeking emancipation, accuses Bree of hitting him while drunk, making her join AA; Gaby and Carlos visit an adoption clinic.

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"Thank You So Much"
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Bree babysits for Lynette's children and passes out drunk; Gaby's mother, Lucia, shows up and agrees to be Gaby and Carlos' surrogate mother; Edie is hurt and disappointed when Karl does not propose.

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"Silly People"
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Carlos and Gaby take Xiao-Mei, a former slave who's in danger of being deported, in as a maid. Susan discovers she doesn't have health insurance and Karl agrees to secretly remarry her so she can use his.

The Applewhites
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"There's Something About a War"
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Gabrielle tells Father Crowley that Sister Mary and Carlos had sex, prompting him to send her to Alaska; Tom is given a job at Lynette's firm; Bree finds out about Matthew and Danielle's relationship.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson