Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: I know I’m biased, but I think she’s a budding genius. Juanita: I’m Mexican?

Karl: You’re supposed to be catering a wedding. Bree: Yes, clearly this is my fault. (the woman raises up) Courtney? Courtney: I’m so…

Susan: If we are gonna put this behind us, I need to know about everyone that you’ve seen since we were married. Karl: Everyone? I don’t…

Bree: Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open. I know who Karl was and who he sometimes still is. But I believe him when he says…

Lee: Shouldn’t you be out stealing the last can of Who hash? Mrs. McCluskey: Wanna see me go all “Grinch” on your ass?

Daphne: Hey, wait up, I wanna go with you. Jeff: Can’t I have one moment of peace? Daphne: Our therapist said we need to do more stuff…

Lynette: Gaby, please, talk to me, I feel just awful. Gabrielle: You know why? Because you are awful. You’re an awful person. Lynette:…

Angie: Mona, can we talk about this? Don’t do this, you are screwing with people’s lives and this could blow up in your face. Mona: 67…

Bree: For what is worth, I am sorry it had to end this way. Orson: Me too. These scones you made are delicious. I’ll miss them.

Susan: There’s Katherine’s room. Now, you might hear some screams for help in there, ignore them. Bob: Is this what you meant by “I’ll…