Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Orson! How are corn nuts urgent?

Gabrielle: My kids are my calling card. They’re what I have to show for myself. I don’t have a career, Susan. My kids are my job. And…

Mrs. McCluskey: Take it from the reigning odd duck on the lane, nobody cares about that silly stuff.

Katherine: Now I can see what I’ve done to my life and how I’ve ruined it.

Katherine: I certainly have a firmer grasp on reality now. I can see things for the first time in a long while, very clearly

Lynette: You want to talk about this? Fine! We lost a kid. We’ll never meet him. We’ll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always…

Orson: I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone even remotely admirable, but you chose the most contemptible man I have ever…

Bree: I had an affair.

Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I’m Chinese?

Gabrielle: We really wanna join you and help with that diversity thing.