Desperate Housewives Quotes

Renee: I usually don’t talk to the help, but in your case, I’ll make an exception. Shut up!

Bree: I’m not sure these clothes are quite the thing for a dinner party. Renee: Dinner? I wouldn’t wear them to a drive-by shooting.

Mary Alice: A sense of security, it’s something we all search for whether it’s knowing you’re desired, taking control of our fears, or…

Lee: Okay, I’m calling it. Time of gay: 11:21.

Lee: I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory.

Bree: Gaby, if you’re really serious, I will set you up with a class at my gun range. They’ll teach you about gun safety. You will get a…

Bree: Gaby, I’m not giving you a gun. Gaby: Why not? I let you borrow things all the time.

Mary Alice: Sometimes it’s the little things that make us feel secure, like an old friend at bedtime, money saved for a rainy day, or…

Mary Alice: No matter who we are, we all experience moments of dread. When we ask ourselves: Will anyone believe I’m innocent? Will my…

Carlos: Stop pouting. It’s fun to sleep outside. Gaby: I’m sure it is. That must be why the homeless are always so cheery.