Desperate Housewives Quotes

Chuck: I’m sure you want to avoid another mistake like your second husband, the hit-and-run driver. Orson, was it? Bree: What? Chuck:…

Bree: You found something bad? Is he a dirty cop…or a Democrat?

Renee: I never date a guy until I’ve done a complete background check. Bree: Maybe I’ll just Google him. Renee: Amateur.

Susan: I promise no feather duster and no purple bra. Principal Hobson: And no bustier… Nice talking to you.

Mary Alice: No matter how secure we are, we all experience moments of dread. It may be just before we open our credit card bill or hand…

Mary Alice: People do good deeds for many reasons, but sometimes good deeds have bad consequences. Correcting a colleague’s mistake could…

Renee: Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that’s missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.

Gaby: Girls, no running. Bree: Is that all you’re going to do? Gaby: Of course not. Next time, I’ll trip one of them.

Mary Alice: Good deeds aren’t always done for the purest of reasons. We may be trying to impress. We may be acting out of guilt. We may…

Bree: There were two dozen cookies on that plate. Gaby: Yeah, you can’t leave food out. They’re like bears – you’ve gonna have to to tie…