Desperate Housewives Quotes

Rex: Everybody’s staring. Bree, it’s humiliating. Bree: Well, you should have thought of that before you left a personal check on Maisy…

Lynette: I don’t get it. I don’t get who would pay Maisy for sex. Gabrielle: Obviously someone who is not getting it at home

Maisy: I’ve been abandoned. I guess that what happens when you become the town whore. Bree: Oh sweetie, they didn’t abandon you because…

Mary Alice: Yes, everyone loves a scandal no matter how big or small. After all, what could be more entertaining than watching the…

Bree: So what are you saying, the twins killed Martha? Lynette: Well, I wouldn’t put it past them

John: Mrs. Van De Kamp. Bree: Hello, John. I’m sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment? John: Sure. So, what can I do…

Susan: Oh, God, you scared me. Mike: How’d it go? Susan: It went just peachy, and humiliating, and shocking. Mike: Susan… Susan: How…

Justin: I want to do you a favor. Gabrielle: What kind of favor? Justin: Well, John says that you can’t exactly afford a gardener right…

Mary Alice: Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values. Things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of…

Bree: Andrew is still a child. Rex: He’s sixteen. It’s not unheard of. Bree: Honey, you have to talk to him. Rex: And tell him what?…