Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: We all honor heroes for different reasons. Sometimes for their daring, sometimes for their bravery, sometimes for their…

Bree: Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream. Rex: Bree… Bree: I will scream… about your cruelty. Then I will scream…

Susan: Do you believe in evil Edie? Edie: Of course I do, I work in real estate

Bree: Good friends offer to help in a crisis; great friends don’t take no for an answer

Susan: Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, “Oh, and by the way, I once killed a man.” Or when you said, “Hey, let’s go…

Gabrielle: As I see it good friends avoid each other after being humiliated, but great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place

Edie: My necklace! Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago, and she said that it went down the drain. Oh, I miss how we used…

Edie: I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update. Lynette: Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman’s…

Edie: So, what are we looking for, exactly? An embroidered pillow that says “I killed Martha Huber?”

Mary Alice: Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, you can hear the sound of scandal. Some scandals announce themselves…