Desperate Housewives Quotes

Rex: What do you say Bree, do we send the vultures home? Bree: I want to keep the club membership. Rex is terrible at tennis and hates…

Paul: We need to talk about these things that you think you remember. They’re not true. Zach: How can they not be true? Paul: Memories…

Mary Alice Young: Sooner or later, the time comes when we all must become responsible adults, and learn to give up what we want, so we…

Gabrielle: Obviously I’m not leaving my husband and marrying John. Bob Rowland: I think that’s wise

Lynette: So here’s the thing. I feel really awful about how I acted before. Tom: For god’s sake, you threw me out of my own house….

Zach: Hey. You know that Julie is the first girl I ever gave a flower to? Susan: Really. Zach: Yeah. Yeah, I really like her, Ms. Mayer

Gabrielle: John, you’re a toy. A sweet dumb toy. So you might as well go to college, because there’s nothing between us

Susan: Listen, I know being dramatic is the birthright of every teenager, but come on… Zach [throwing furniture around]: WHY ARE YOU…

Rex: Hey! Bree: I’m not speaking to you. Rex: Didn’t like the settlement talks, huh? Bree: You only demanded the good china because you…

Bob Rowland: John surprised us last night when he announced he was turning down his college scholarship. Helen Rowland: Instead, he’s…