Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: There is a look that parents of well behaved children, give to the parents of the not so well behaved. A look that says ‘you…

Rex: So, have you seen Bree lately? George: Yeah, I ran into her last night at the diner on Maple Avenue. We had a nice talk. Rex: That’s…

Zach: Ms. Mayer! Hey, is Julie home? Susan: She’s in the shower. Zach: Oh. Well, I just came by to give her some good news. Susan: What’s…

Julie: Mom! Susan: What is going on here? Were you just kissing my daughter? Zach: I…uh…a little. Susan: What are you thinking?…

Mary Alice: Suburbia is a place filled with responsible people trying to live responsible lives. Of course, even the most responsible…

Bree: It was my first week in college, and I went to a meeting of the Young Republicans, where Rex gave a speech and I went up to him…

Edie: I’m not talking about Martha. I’m grateful to you. Susan: Me? Edie: Yeah, I’ve been such a bitch to you over the years, and here…

Felicia: Look at them all. Vultures. Pretending to care when all they really want are the sordid details. Police Chief: I don’t know, I…

George: He cheated on you. You said you were going to hate him forever. Bree: You shouldn’t listen to a woman who’s just had her heart…

Mary Alice: Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her, something exciting. As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped…