Desperate Housewives Quotes

Felicia: Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief. My sister, Martha, would…

Rex: Look at you… going out? Bree: Not that it’s any of your business, but I have a date. Rex: A date… what kind of date? Bree: Rex,…

Edie: You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be. Felicia: I’m not worried, Edie. Martha and I had a very intense bond. We were…

Paul: I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister’s safe return. Felicia: Oh, I seriously doubt…

George: It was nice talking with you, Dr. Van de Kamp. Rex: Please, you’re dating my wife! Call me Rex!

Andrew: Knew what? Well come on, tell me! Because I’d love to know what my father did that was so awful! Bree: Fine. I will see him…

Rex: So you didn’t tell them about… Bree: Your adultery? No. I decided to keep that little gem all to myself

Andrew : You want to see how long I can hold a grudge? Go ahead and abandon my father, because I promise you, you’ll be sorry

Mike: You know, I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you. In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy. Susan: No. No,…

Mary Alice: Edie Britt could never understand why she didn’t have any female friends. Of course, she always tried to tell people she…