Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Hi Danielle. How was school? Danielle: It was ok. Bree: Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?

Bree: Well, that’s because you just don’t love him as much as I do! Rex: Well, isn’t that nice. Bree: It’s just a fact. I’m his mother….

Gabrielle: Edie, what did you do to that dress? Edie: Well, I made it audience friendly. Can you tell I’m not wearing any underwear?…

Bree: Well I know that good help is hard to find but stealing a family’s nanny is so unseemly! Lynette: I’m not twisting anyone’s arm. If…

Mary Alice: News of the fashion show spread quickly on Wisteria Lane. Though the event was for charity, Gabrielle soon discovered that…

Bree: It’s just not right. Rex: What? Bree: A woman is in a coma, because of Andrew. And there he is, happy as a clam! Rex: Well, we…

Mary Alice: Gabrielle was waiting for her next great idea. Her first great idea came when she was fifteen, after her stepfather paid her…

Nurse: Mrs. Solis, it’s time for her sponge bath. Gabrielle: Come again? Nurse: Sometimes family members prefer to administer sponge…

Martha: What are you doing? Edie: I am taking back the $40 that you stole out of my purse. Martha: Edie! Edie: We both know you did it,…

Martha: My idiot husband died and left me with a worthless pension. I was desperate for money. And it’s better to take it from a bad…