Desperate Housewives Quotes

Edie: I want my money. Martha: And I want those non-fat peach yogurts. They didn’t just walk out of that fridge by themselves. Edie: Well…

Susan: Well, so, in your mind, is the date off? Mike: Well, you snooped around my house and went through my stuff. Uh, yeah, in my book…

Mary Alice: There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. Of course, not everyone feels guilt over the bad things they…

Julie: Mom, if you’ve really need something to freak out about, just remember you’re going to spend the night with Mike at a hotel. No…

Father Crowley: Gabrielle, the Church is pretty clear about this. If you commit a mortal sin and you die without repenting, you go to…

Gabrielle: Before we got married we made a deal. No kids. Carlos: Deals are meant to be re-negotiated. Gabrielle: Well, we’re not…

John: You’re so jealous of Danielle you try to ship her off to New York? Gabrielle: I’m not jealous, I just don’t like to share

Gabrielle: I have a problem with you seeing other girls. John: Well, I have a problem with you having a husband. I guess we’ll both have…

Gabrielle: Well, as it turns out, Pershing Modeling Academy has an opening for their summer program. Would you like me to sponsor you?…

Edie: For the record, I was rooting for you to land him. Susan: And why would you root for me? Edie: Well, I figured it would be easier…