Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: Hey. We’re about to eat, why don’t you join us? Renee: Okay, but keep the baby on your side of the table. What? I’ll probably…

Gaby: That girl’s so good at the violin, she’s practically Asian. Carlos: So, that’s what this is about… you’re competing with Bob and…

Reverend Sikes: So, have you killed someone? Bree: Excuse me?! Reverend Sikes: I’ve always found the treats you prepare for my visits are…

Beth: She told me you were a monster who killed Aunt Martha, but then I fell in love with you and I realized you’d never could have done…

Lee: Well, this should be interesting. Two different parenting philosophies and a talent show to prove which one of us is right in front…

Renee: Using your disease to manipulate and deceive people? I’ve never felt closer to you.

Renee: I like bad kidney Susan, way better than two kidney Susan.

Paul: You shot me! You shot your own father! Does that sound ‘fine’ to you?

Tom: If you turn that paper over, you’ll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money in exchange for something called work!

Beth: You can be happy, Paul, you just have to identify what’s negative in your life and then get rid of it.