Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: How about this? Go the bank and get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them. And then apologize to everybody in…

Paul: Do you really think that people on this street want a manipulative psycho for a neighbor? Felicia: Well, they let you live here….

Bree: Who is this victim number one? Andrew: Mr. Solis – After all, I sort of did kill his mom.

Mary Alice: There comes a moment when our lives change forever. The moment we admit our weaknesses, the moment we rise to a challenge,…

Renee: Look, I will never forget what my mother did. I think about it every day, but I refuse to let it be what defines me. This spring…

Bree: A woman felt desperate and alone and killed herself because nobody cared enough to help her, and the thing is – I was there. I saw…

Mrs. McCluskey: You’re still having that thing? A woman’s on life support. Gaby: Exactly. She’s not dead. It’s like you’re making my…

Gaby: SURPRISE! What?! What are you supposed to say when someone gets an organ? KIDNEY!

Mary Alice: Our lives are brief. That’s why it’s important to search for meaning. We find it in our daughter’s smile, in the warmth of…

Mike: You’re dying, and there’s not a damn thing I can do about it. Like I’m sorry, but it feels like you’re getting ready to say goodbye…