Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: You tidied up the dead guy? Bree: I felt it was respectful at the time.

Gaby: She also has the right to remain horny.  

Andrew: Don’t you just wanna eat her up? Bree: Not before I take a picture of her!

Mary Alice: When we see an opportunity in life, we have to take it. Whether it’s the hope of winning back the love of our life, a shot at…

Penny: Mom, you’re fighting for him. What guy doesn’t like that?

Gaby: Do me a favor and wait until I leave to restock the books. I can’t cry again today.

Bree: You’re here. You’re queer, and I’m used to it.

Renee: I’m not going to waste a plus one at my wedding unless it’s serious.

Mary Alice: As much as death takes from us, it also gives. It teaches us what is truly important, like giving back after a lifetime of…

Mike: I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.