Desperate Housewives Quotes

Carolyn: I’ve been thinking Harvey, that if you love Monique so much maybe you should be with her. Harvey: For gods sake Carolyn, she’s…

(Orson is explaining to Bree that it was an accident what it said about Alma on the police report) Bree: By the way, to remove a red wine…

Edie: Oh my god! Austin’s there. And Julie. Get your ass out there before someone gets hurt! Harvey: What am I, a moron? She’ll shoot me….

Bree: Orson, if you have a moment, there is something I would like your thoughts on. Orson: Certainly. What is it? The menu for our…

Susan: Carolyn, open up, my daughter’s inside! Carolyn: Sorry, store’s closed. Susan: But there’s a crazy woman in there! Carolyn: Yeah,…

Austin: Mouthwash, toothpaste. Did someone get an anonymous e-mail? Julie: Said the boy with the economy-size acne cream.

Carolyn: There’s never a good reason for hitting a woman. Bree: I used to think that too. Then I met you. Good day.

Mary Alice: It was supposed to be an ordinary day for Carolyn Bigsby. She had planned to bake her husband a strudel, give her dog a bath,…

(Lynette offers to go for custody of Kayla.) Tom: I never thought you’d want a fifth kid. Lynette: I don’t, and I didn’t want the first…

(Nora is whispering to Lynette.) Nora: I hope all this is giving you a little perspective on our situation. Lynette: Shh! She told us not…