Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: How do I thank the man who saved my life. Art: You don’t have to say anything. Lynette: I’m gonna make you a cake. Art: (smiles)…

Tom: (to his children) And we’ll all see Auntie Nora again in heaven. Lynette: Or wherever.

Gloria: (to Orson) I should have smothered you in your crib when I had the chance!

Karl: You’re dating some British guy named Ian. Susan: How did that come up? Austin: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was a big secret….

Mary Alice: Each year as part of their fund-raising drive, the Fairview Adventure Scouts would award a shiny new bike to whoever sold the…

Karl: (About Ian) Fine, that’s it, all right? I forbid you to see this guy! Susan: What?! No! I don’t take orders from you! Julie: Mum…

Marcella: You, come with me. Gabrielle: Marcella, look, I don’t know what they told you, but all I’m asking for is a simple costume…

Bree: Now you listen to me. That woman gave you life, and the Fifth Commandment tells us to honor our parents no matter how hideous or…

Susan: Julie, that boy drinks, he steals, and now I find him mauling you on my couch? That’s it! Julie Alexandra Mayer, I forbid you to…

(Talking about Carlos after she found out she only gets the house from the divorce and no money.) Gabrielle: Come on, just give me one…