Desperate Housewives Quotes

Ida: Bree, have you heard? Bree: Awful, just awful. Deviled egg? Ida: (after Bree lets them in and walks away.) I told you she’d have food.

Mary Alice: (voiceover) Lynette Scavo had a dream that night. It was one she had many times before… Lynette: Hey, Mary Alice! Are you…

(door bell rings at Gabrielle’s house) Gabrielle: Yeah? Mrs. McCluskey: Quick, turn on the TV. Gabrielle: (all dirty and holding out a…

Carolyn: First he cheated on me with a stewardess named Monique. How clich is that? And then he told people about it. Now there are news…

(Lynette and Nora are held hostage at the supermarket but managed to hide from Carolyn and were trying to talk to Tom on Lynette’s…

Edie: (to Harvey Bigsby about the shoplifting) Look, make him work it off. You get a free stock boy for a month! Austin: A month? It’s a…

(Talking about Carlos after she found out she only gets the house from the divorce and no money.) Gabrielle: Come on, just give me one…

(Susan confronts Julie with a can of beer.) Julie: Oh, it was Austin’s, okay? I was tutoring him, he brought beer, I told him to throw it…

(Carlos and Gabrielle are in front of a judge getting divorced when Carlos’ lawyer brings up the fact that Gabrielle only seduced him to…

Lynette: (refers to Carolyn killing Nora) Everyone in here has pain, but we deal with it. We swallow it and get going with our lives, but…