Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: I thought you had a date with Ben. Renee: He cancelled again. Some stupid real estate project for the poor. Bastard.

Susan: Perfect! My best gay. Who else better to practice on? Good morning, Lee! Lee: This is Bob’s mother. OH MY GOD!

Lynette: Let the dating begin.

Mary Alice: Yes, we often learn our most important lessons outside the classroom. The painful truth about the state of a relationship,…

Bree: Now, go pack up your sex factory and I will bake us some cookies.

Gaby: I’d stay and say hi but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.

Renee: I’ve got a new book title for you – “Your Husband’s Banging Somebody.”

Gaby: You slow down. Push the kid out and drive off. Why is it so hard?

Lee: I take back everything I said about you being an insensitive bitch. Renee: You never said that. Lee: Don’t open your email.

Lee: I could be a girl. I could totally be a girl. Renee: Well, you got the voice down.