Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: You can’t marry that sunflower seed.

Renee: I hate to see people crying. It reminds me how little I actually care about others.

Gaby: I can pick locks. Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.

Renee to Gaby: You can tell me because I’m beautiful.

Ben: Life is brutally simple. Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love. And everything else is weakness.

Bree: Is this actually happening? Gaby Solis is asking us for sex tips? Gaby: I know. It’s the apocalypse.

Renee: Old people are adorable. I love their little raisin faces and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.

Mrs. McCluskey: What am I, a cat? I’m allowed to be out past ten.

Gaby: Since we caught Bin Laden, we can stroll on the plane anytime we want.

Robber: Get out! Bree: What?! Robber: I’m taking your car. Bree: Oh my God, I could kiss you.