Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: I think I have to break up with Dr. Ron. Lynette: What?! Why?! Susan: Because he’s a gem, and apparently he loves me. Lynette: I’m…

Carlos: This is the first time I ever thought you wanted to have a baby. Gabrielle: Well, this is the first time anyone said I couldn’t…

Carlos: Gaby, these pictures have to be wholesome. They gotta say, “These people will do a great job raising a child.” Gabrielle: So?…

Dr. Cunningham: (with his right arm in a cast at a 120 degree angle to his body) Susan, good to see you again! I’m really looking forward…

Carlos: Helen! You work here! Roda (adoption lady): You all know each other? What a small world! Helen It sure is. Mrs. Solis hired my…

Bree: For the record, I did not punch my son I slapped him with an open palm. Andrew: Yeah, but Mom, the thing is… When you drink, you…

Bree: Are you a friend of Andrew’s? Sam: I’m his lawyer. Bree: His lawyer? Why on earth would Andrew need a lawyer? Andrew: (gives Sam a…

Tom: What was that?! Lynette: What was what? Tom: You were bracing! You were bracing with your leg! I was trying to lay on top of you and…

Tom: You’re saying that our clients deserve more effort than your own family? Lynette: OK! So if I apologize for upsetting you at work…

Karl: (Reading Dr. Ron’s card) I can’t wait to be in the operating room with you so I can touch your heart because you already touched…