Desperate Housewives Quotes

Tom: What was that?! Lynette: What was what? Tom: You were bracing! You were bracing with your leg! I was trying to lay on top of you and…

Tom: You’re saying that our clients deserve more effort than your own family? Lynette: OK! So if I apologize for upsetting you at work…

Karl: (Reading Dr. Ron’s card) I can’t wait to be in the operating room with you so I can touch your heart because you already touched…

Bree: If you need a drive to school, I’m happy to drive you. Andrew: That’s not what I want… I want a car. Bree: Well, then I suggest…

Gabrielle: So… We’re audtioning to be parents? Adoption Agency Lady: You can say that… Gabrielle: So just to be clear… Some slutty…

Mary Alice: This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on…

Mary Alice: Bree Van de Kamp had a weekly routine she’d been following for years. She cleaned on Tuesdays. She paid her bills on…

Dr. Ron: Hi Susan! How those drugs working for you? Feeling good? (Susan mumbles unintelligibly) Dr. Ron: Well, um… I want you to know,…

Zach: Just curious? Why was it so important you see me? Noah: You’re my grandson, my flesh and blood. Isn’t it only natural I should want…

Carlos: Ah, this is a sign… Gabrielle: Will you shut up? Carlos: We lost the baby, found out we couldn’t conceive another one, and ran…