Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: (after seeing her son kiss his boyfriend outside) Get over here. Now! Andrew: Somebody’s angry. Did one of your souffls fall? Bree:…

Bree: My son is trying to blackmail me, and I would like you to stop the little S.O.B.

Lynette: Are you drunk? Tom: I’m a hot guy living in a neighborhood of lonely ladies!

(Lynette comes home from the supermarket suspiscious of Tom and Gabrielle) Tom: Did you get the bread? Lynette: They were out. Tom: Of…

(Susan has just finished questioning about the dead guy in the trunk) Bree: How did it go? Susan: Well, I told them everything I know,…

Gabrielle: (talking to Carlos about who might’ve told Lynette about her affair) So I know Susan Mayer would never tell must’ve been Helen…

(Paul storms out of his front door to Mike’s house. Mike is in the front yard, raking.) Paul: Delfino? (He punches Mike.) Paul: Stay away…

Mary Alice: Kisses are such simple things, we hardly notice them. But if we paid more attention, we’d see that each kiss conveys a…

Mary Alice:(narrating) The act itself never varies, but each kiss conveys a meaning all it’s own. It can mean a husband’s eternal…

Matthew: Are you worried yet? Cause I am. Betty: Not yet, just be patient, see what happens. (Edie, Bree, Susan and Gaby look over at…