Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: Why can’t you go home and have sex with your wife, like a normal person? Addison: She’s a 68-year-old woman. That bell stopped…

Pat: Lynette, I have Tom on line 2. Lynette: Pat, I’m holding a baby hostage. I will call him back.

Sister Mary: Are you two involved in any charities? Gabrielle: Currently? No. Carlos: But we should be. I mean, let’s face it Gabby,…

Mary Alice: Good guys wear white hats and bad guys wear black. This is how children distinguish between good and evil. But they soon…

Lynette: Nina, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse. Frankly, you owe us an apology. Nina:…

Gabrielle: Hello. Man’s Voice: Hello. My name is Mark Martinez. Uh, I’m the assistant warden down at Fairview County Jail. Is Mrs. Solis…

George: Call the police! If they drag me away, I’m only gonna come right back here. I want you to hear the whole medley! Come on!

George: (singing) Just for a rainy evening. Bree: George! I have guests! What do you think you are doing? George: We had a tiff. I upset…

Gabrielle: What happened? Carlos: Well, there’s this church group that helps out Catholic prisoners and they really, really stepped up…

George: We need to phone an ambulance. Bree: I called them while you were asleep. They’re already on their way.