Desperate Housewives Quotes

Sister Mary: Are you two involved in any charities? Gabrielle: Currently? No. Carlos: But we should be. I mean, let’s face it Gabby,…

Mary Alice: Good guys wear white hats and bad guys wear black. This is how children distinguish between good and evil. But they soon…

Lynette: Nina, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse. Frankly, you owe us an apology. Nina:…

Gabrielle: Hello. Man’s Voice: Hello. My name is Mark Martinez. Uh, I’m the assistant warden down at Fairview County Jail. Is Mrs. Solis…

George: Call the police! If they drag me away, I’m only gonna come right back here. I want you to hear the whole medley! Come on!

Lynette: I’ve got an important assignment for you. Stu: Great. I’m really ready to take on more responsibility around here. Lynette:…

Tom: Lynette, I can keep my children alive. When you left this morning, there were four. When you came home, there were still four. When…

Mary Alice: Once they’ve suffered a miscarriage, some women sit alone in the dark for hours. They refuse to go out in the light of day,…

George: I need to cut in. Bree: George, would you please sit down? You’re being rude. Ty: Am I in the middle of something? George: Well,…

Sophie: Do you have to do this now? You are ruining my wedding rehearsal. Susan: You’ve been married four times, I think you’ve got it…