Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: I got two hard rules I live by, pop: I don’t f*ck with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.

Kenny Powers: The good thing about getting over depression is… well… you can start to see your enemies more clearly. Suddenly,…

Kenny Powers: Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you’re just a…

Kenny Powers: If you’ve got something you want to say, then just say it. You can save us alot of time with this f*ckin pointless history…

Kenny Powers: Yeah Stevie, I’m pretty sure the guy I’m looking for didn’t direct the f*cking blair witch project. Just forget you ever…

Kenny Powers: I can’t believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful…

Kenny Powers: Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places,…

Kenny Powers: Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a sh*t?

Kenny Powers: Gross! You’re crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don’t be sorry, dude. Just cover up that…

Kenny Powers: Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no no!