Eli Stone Quotes

Matt: I take it from the look of surprise on your face that you’re unaccustomed to dealing with men as capable as the Dowd. (Eli knocks)…

Patti: Eli, you draft your will yet? Eli: I left you all my George Michael CDs. I figured that was appropriate.

Marci: I’ve tallied the partners’ vote, and, well… Jordan, there’s no easy way to say this. Jordan: I think you just did, Marci. Marci:…

Jordan: Ms. Klein’s problem with Mr. Stone isn’t that he is eccentric, it’s that he applies his considerable talents to underdogs and…

Maggie: We don’t know what’s going to happen, Eli. That’s why they call it the future.

Eli: You have to admit, the whole engagement thing kind of came out of nowhere. Maggie: No it didn’t, it came out of Ohio.

Eli: Shouldn’t you be busy trying to hit on someone’s fiancée? Matt: Oh I’m busy with yours, actually.

Matt: I just think you, of all people, just wanted her to be happy. Eli: And going out with you, she’s that how? Matt: Ha! That’s funny!

David Mosley: But I don’t care! People’s got to stand up for what they believe in, Mr. Stone. We’ve got to… (Eli and Mosley in unison)…

Nate: (to Eli) Don’t say it. You even start to say “I told you so” and I am violating my Hippocratic Oath on your jaw.