Eli Stone Quotes

Maggie: Did you ask me to work on this case with you so you wouldn’t have to work on it with Matt? Taylor: If I answer “no,” would that…

Eli: Patti, do you notice something strange about Maggie? Patti: I don’t notice anything other than strange about that girl.

Maggie: I just want to thank you for asking me to join you on this case. I’ve mostly worked under men at the firm, Like Eli. But I’ve…

Eli: It’s a welcome-back gift from your personal week. How was it? Patti: Personal.

Eli: Sir, you’re unusually quiet. Are you feeling okay? (touches Jordan’s sleeve) Jordan: I feel fine. Don’t ever touch me again.

Eli: If you don’t mind me asking, why me? Why did you come to me? George Michael: Well, you might think I’m the odd one now. But (brief…

Eli: What was the song again? George Michael: I Want Your Sex. Eli: Sorry, you’re not my type. (chuckles) It’s a joke.

Eli: (pointing to George Michael) Brad, do you know who this is? Brad: Yes, Bono!

Dr. Chen: Lie down. Eli: Is it needle time? I love needle time. Dr. Chen: You’re never allowed to call it needle time again.

Patti: Objection! Condescending. Eli: It was not! Patti: I have been a legal secretary ever since you were an itch in your daddy’s pants….