Eli Stone Quotes

Eli: Is this about Solinsky? Patti: It’s about your representing that scum-sucking lizard. Eli: Well, if it bothers you so much, why…

Eli: Nate, the knight was you. An hour ago, you were chasing a dragon down Fossil Street on horseback. Nathan: An hour ago I was here,…

Eli: Sir, you have to tell Solinsky that I’m unavailable… tell him anything… tell him I got hit by a bus. Jordan: Even if I got to…

Jordan: Flattery and judicious use of loopholes: clearly you know the way to my heart.

Maggie: My suggestion: go find another peon to pee on.

Maggie: You’re an object of ridicule, a professional pariah, reduced to barely practicing law. Eli: Thank you, I feel better. Maggie:…

Eli: You make it sound like I don’t have much of a shot. Familiar Attorney: My mistake then, because I was trying to convey that you…

Holly: You really have a way with women. Eli: I’m not sure how it happened, but I think my having an aneurysm pisses her off.

Patti: Can I be honest with you? Taylor: This is you holding back?

Eli: Two months ago, I cared about winning my cases. But now I care about helping my clients. Ms. Raines: And how much help can you be to…