Friends Quotes

Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man. Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had…

Kristin: (About Carol and Susan) Who are they? Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her… close, personal…

Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, okay? The Rachel thing’s not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian. I don’t…

Carol: Uh, I don’t think she’s in the bathroom. Her coat is gone. Ross: Well maybe it’s cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first…

Carol: (To Ross) All you need is a woman who likes men and you’re set. (Ross looks at a beautiful woman passing by) Not her.

Monica: Look, here’s a picture of Scotty Jared naked. Rachel: Hey he’s wearing a sweater. Monica: No.

Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something. Chandler: Is it loaded?

Phoebe: Okay, so now we need, um, sage branches and the sacramental wine. Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.

Joey: C’mon, man, she’s needy. She’s vulnerable. I’m thinking, cha-ching!

Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night! Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt’s been sticking out of your zipper ever…