Friends Quotes

Monica: Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.

Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I’m not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want…

Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man. Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had…

Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What’s going on? Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the…

Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they’re just food, they’re not love.

Rachel: (Angry) What? Chandler: (To Rachel) That’s a relatively open weave and I can still see your… nippular area.

Rachel: Tit for tat. Chandler: Well I’m not showing you my tat.

Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I’ll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after 20 year old boys or… I’ll end up like my mom.

Chandler: You know, I don’t know why you’re so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies. Rachel: Nice? They were nice? I mean, that’s it?…

Monica: (Fighting with Ross about what Roger said) Ya know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing…