Friends Quotes

Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It’s creamier. Monica: Yeah, well, is that better? Joey: I don’t know. We’re…

Monica: (About the appetizers) Hey, maybe this’ll cheer you up. Chandler: Oh, you know, um, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I’d…

Joey: No, no, no, don’t! I’ve been waiting for, like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down. Chandler: Calm down? Calm down?…

Chandler: (To Joey) Okay, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

Monica: You can not do this. Rachel: Do what? Do what? Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night. Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don’t you…

Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine’s Day? Joey: I don’t know. You dumped her on New Year’s. Chandler: Oh man, in my next…

Janice: So do we have the best friends, or what? Chandler: Joey’s not a friend, he’s … a stupid man who left us his credit card….

Rachel: How do we end up with these jerks? We’re good people. Monica: I don’t know. I think we’re some kind of magnets. Phoebe: I know I…

Monica: Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.