Friends Quotes

Joey: (To his father on sleeping with his girlfriend) I don’t care how old you are, as long as you’re under my roof you’re gonna live by…

Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool… It says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. Chandler: And we’re done with the…

Ross: (About Rachel and Paolo) What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (Pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!

Chandler: (About splitting the cost of a kitchen table) You think we’re ready for something like that? Joey: Why not? Chandler: Well,…

Joey: (Impersonating Ross’s baby) How come you don’t live with Mommy? How come Mommy lives with that other lady? What’s a lesbian?

Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I’m saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna….

Monica: What’s the matter? Phoebe: Nothing. I’m sorry. I’m just out of sorts. Chandler: Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use…

Ross: Well, looks like we kicked your butts. Joey: No. No. She kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.

Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo? Ross: I’m familiar with his work. Yes.

Rachel: Oh my God. Why have I never tasted these before? Phoebe: Oh, I don’t make them a lot, because I don’t think it’s fair to the…