Friends Quotes

Monica: (Fighting with Ross about what Roger said) Ya know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing…

Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad’s in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it’s with two different women. Joey: Oh man. Please tell me…

Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships? Joey: Since then?!…

Rachel: Any of you guys want anything else? Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those– Rachel: No, I’m sorry, we’re all out of those….

Phoebe: (About Roger) I know, I know. So sweet… and so complicated. And for a shrink, he’s not too shrinky, ya know? Monica: So, you…

Ross: What were you doing seeing her boobies? Chandler: It was an accident. It’s not like I was across the street with a telescope and a…

Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing. Chandler: Sorry, my thing was in there with me.

Chandler: I’d like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say “No thanks, I’m…

Joey: I can’t sleep with my underwear on. Chandler: Well you’re gonna!

Joey: (To his father on sleeping with his girlfriend) I don’t care how old you are, as long as you’re under my roof you’re gonna live by…