Friends Quotes

Rachel: Pheebs, I can’t believe he hasn’t kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, he had already named both my breasts!…

Phoebe: So you guys, I’m doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother’s suicide, and one about a snowman….

Ross: It’s been kinda quiet since Carol left, so… Monica: Why don’t you just get a roommate? Ross: Nah, I dunno … I think you reach a…

David: …and then I said that while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in the classical sense, you are beautiful with a delicate grace. And…

Ross: That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? Monica: No. No, I don’t. Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him? Ross: My…

Chandler: (About Monica’s date) Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby? Monica: Yeah. Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby? Chandler: I…

Monica: (About a disheveled Rachel) Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey… Are you okay? Where Paolo? Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight. Phoebe:…

Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I’m late. (He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume) Chandler: Too many jokes… must mock Joey! Joey: Nice…

Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I’ll be just as pathetic as the rest of you. Phoebe:…

Chandler: Hey, that monkey’s got a Ross on its ass!